Luck Jokes

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

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What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

A: I'm at wick's end.

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

Who's there ! Charles ! Charles who ?

Charles your luck on the lottery !

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

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College Jokes More College Jokes

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

Why doesn't the sun go to college?

It's extremely bright, it already has 28 million degrees.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Algaebra Jokes More Algaebra Jokes

What are eukaryotes' least favorite subject in school?

Algaebra...

What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How do you spot a dwarf in a drugstore?

He's the smallest one

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

Math Test Jokes More Math Test Jokes

Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

Why didn't the mentally challenged kid finish his math test in time?

Because he was too slow.

Lifetime Jokes More Lifetime Jokes

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

Dog:

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

Why isn't Cindy spelled Sindie?

Whoever caid C makes an S cound was ctupid.

What's your best pick up line?

Cocaine Edit:spelling