When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

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Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

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What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

College Jokes More College Jokes

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

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When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

Who's there ! Charles ! Charles who ?

Charles your luck on the lottery !