Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

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Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

Why are sinks depressed?

People look down on them.

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What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

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What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

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He over 'd

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Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

Whats all of this fuss about reposts?

I haven't seem any all year! (It's 12:00 NZST)

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Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.