What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin. I'll see myself out...

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Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

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Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin. I'll see myself out...