Cosmonaut Jokes

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

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What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin. I'll see myself out...

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do a baby and a pancake have in common?

If its black it aint good

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

What is the most effective way to remember your wifes birthday?

Forget it once.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What do you call a pack of sorority girls who aren't in law school?

Deez hoes ain't lawyers.

What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils?

The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

How do you get out of a Russian prison?

You have Vladmir Putin a word for you.