Cosmonaut Jokes

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

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What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin. I'll see myself out...

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What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies?

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Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his whopper.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Who was saved?

The Russian people

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.