Cosmonaut Jokes

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

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What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin. I'll see myself out...

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Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

What do you call a person with short-term memory loss?

I forget...

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why do white girls only travel in packs of 3's?

Because omg they can't even.

Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !