Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What kind of hair do oceans have ?

Wavy !

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY ! !

What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.