When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.
All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.
One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
A Concussion.
God supports everything.
He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel
Eclipse it.
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
A: She moved.