What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident?

He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel

Eclipse Jokes More Eclipse Jokes

How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!

Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

Occur Jokes More Occur Jokes

When should funerals occur?

Mourning

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.