What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

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What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

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What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

What do you say to Aziz Ansari when you forget his birthday?

Aziz, I'm sorry.

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What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus?

He gets out the Bible Belt!

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Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

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What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.