What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

A lukeworm.

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Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

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What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...