What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

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What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

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Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

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What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill?

Tutsi Roll.

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

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What's my best pickup line?

Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

What's a good pickup line in a New Age bar?

I bet it's really nice to be Enya.

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What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

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Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.

What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell