Rwandan Jokes

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill?

Tutsi Roll.

You might also enjoy:

Good Pickup Line Jokes More Good Pickup Line Jokes

What's a good pickup line in a New Age bar?

I bet it's really nice to be Enya.

What's my best pickup line?

Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

Tutsi Roll Jokes More Tutsi Roll Jokes

What is the most popular candy in Rwanda?

Tutsi roll

What's a hutu's least favorite candy?

A Tutsi roll!

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

Why did the ox fall down the hill?

A: It was an oxident.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

Genocide Jokes More Genocide Jokes

Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's blue, white and red?

A cancerous child who fall down the stairs.

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

Congratulation Jokes More Congratulation Jokes

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why don't you see any transgendered parents?

Because they're trans-parent

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!