Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...

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Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

Chicken Soup Jokes More Chicken Soup Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!