Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

Why did the stoner cross the road?

A: Who else would follow a chicken

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Chicken Soup Jokes More Chicken Soup Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!