What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

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What do you call a Mexican smoking weed?

A baked bean

How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

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Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

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What do you call a rebellious teenager whose parents are a lamb and a moose?

A radical mooselamb

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"