Moose Jokes

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

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What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

What do you call a burial chamber full of Moose?

Moosoleum.

What do you call a moose with no name?

Anonymoose

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?

A Moosical

What do you call a rebellious teenager whose parents are a lamb and a moose?

A radical mooselamb

What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

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Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

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To give the ants a chance.

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What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

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50 pounds and a flannel.

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Their ankles!

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The woman in church has hope in her soul.

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It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out."

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Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

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None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

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What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

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Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)