Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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What do you call two pears?

A pair.

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

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How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

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What's Mario's favorite fruit?

Peach.

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

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How is a rabbit similar to a plum?

they are both purple, except for the rabbit.

How are an elephant and a plum the same?

A: They're both purple, except for the elephant.