Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

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What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

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Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

Plum Jokes More Plum Jokes

What do plums and bunnies have in common?

They're both purple, except bunnies...bunnies aren't purple :/

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"