What do you call two pears?

A pair.

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How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates"

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What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

What are twins favorite fruits?

Pears