What do you call two pears?

A pair.

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What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

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Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear