What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What's the difference between an apple and a hormone?

You can't hear an apple

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.