What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

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What is Apple's CEO's favourite TV show?

Lost

What do you call Apple's next beauty product?

The iLiner.

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I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

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What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

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What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.