What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

What do you call two pears?

A pair.

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

When's the best time to go skydiving?

Fall.

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.