What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

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What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

Why can't women explain feminism to men?

Because they need a man to do it for them

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What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

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What do you call two pears?

A pair.

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear