What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

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How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs?

None. He fell.

Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

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What is Apple's CEO's favourite TV show?

Lost

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

What are twins favorite fruits?

Pears