What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

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What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

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Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

What did Sherwock say to Watsun while vacationing in Tokyo?

Well done, old Jap.

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Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

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What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.