Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

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Why are there so few casinos in Africa?

Too many cheetahs

Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

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Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

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What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!