Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

What do people and jellybean have in common?

No one likes the black ones

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.

How many conspiratards does it take to screw in a light bulb....?

NONE! ITS A SECRET GOVERNMENT PLOT TO KEEP US IN THE DARK!"

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why Do Black People Run Fast?

Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water.

What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away?

A Fraudian slip.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

Why aren't you smiling?

my go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."