Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.

How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach

What do you call poppies from eastern Africa?

Ethiopium

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why are goldfish crackers always smiling?

Because they're baked..

Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming