How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Why Is A Man's Mind Dirtier Than A Woman's?

A woman changes hers more often.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many white girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw.

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call a child who shoots with twigs at a PTSD victim?

TWIGERING

What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon , they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.