How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

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How many non-sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?

Yes

How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

How many college guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer Natural Light

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How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man?

Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous

What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

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When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light