What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

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What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

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What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.