Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

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Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

What goes clop clop clop - BANG! BANG! BANG! - clop clop clop?

An Amish drive-by shooting

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Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

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What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

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Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo