Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

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How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

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What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

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How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

less than twelve parsecs.

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What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.