Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

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How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another?

Shoot one of them.

Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

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Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

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What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night?

A double bridle

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Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*