What do you call a pickle sandwich that's a scientist?

Dill Rye

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Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)