What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

Previous Random Joke Next
New Jokes More New Jokes

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

How do you sink a polish war ship?

You put it in water

Wedding Night Jokes More Wedding Night Jokes

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

Polish Bride Jokes More Polish Bride Jokes

What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!