Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

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Try to find the fresh prints

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Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

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A Cantleope

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Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

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They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

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because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

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Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

Why couldn't the melons get married?

Because they can't elope.

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Why did the scarecrow receive a prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

Minister Jokes More Minister Jokes

What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!