What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

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How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

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What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

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What's the prize for getting the Human Papilloma Virus?

You get an a-wart!

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

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What do you get when you win the laziest man in the world contest?

Atrophy.

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!