What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.

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What's the best part of a pregnancy joke?

The delivery.

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Delivery

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What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

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Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.