How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

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How many downies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Potatoe

How many white girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw.

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How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.

Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

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What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

What's the best part about TCP jokes?

I get to keep telling them until you get them.

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How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

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What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

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What do you call two doctors with colds?

An ironic paradox.

Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

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What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses

Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.