Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.

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What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

How did my operation go Doc?

Dr What Dr Omg I've only got half a colon

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How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse?

She's the one with dirty knees.

What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses

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Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.