Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.

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Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call a half Mexican half Japanese jedi master?

Obi Juan Shinobi

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

Semi Jokes More Semi Jokes

Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.