What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

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What 8-letter word has one letter in it?

Envelope.

What do you call a family of 8 rabbits?

One rabbyte

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What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

1 US Leader.

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

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Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

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How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

What do you call an interracial dwarf actor?

A half cast

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What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.