What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

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Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

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Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

What's the favorite dairy product of Wall Street executives?

1% milk

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What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?

A football net !

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What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.

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What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...