How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is 12 the highest number rednecks can count to?

How else would they know how many cans are in a 12 pack.

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

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How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

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Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

What do the Canadian Illuminati call themselves?

The Illuminat-Eh!

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

Why did they name themselves AC/DC?

Because that's the chord progression in all their songs.

What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying ! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG ! !" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

Justin Bieber Jokes More Justin Bieber Jokes

What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

Sorry Jokes More Sorry Jokes

Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?

When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.

What do you call a reptile detective ?

An investigator Sorry

Billboard Jokes More Billboard Jokes

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

How do billboards communicate?

Sign language