How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

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How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

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What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

When does 1+1=3?

When you don't use a condom.

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How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

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What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

Justin Bieber Jokes More Justin Bieber Jokes

What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

Sorry Jokes More Sorry Jokes

What do you call a reptile detective ?

An investigator Sorry

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

Billboard Jokes More Billboard Jokes

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.