Justin Bieber Jokes

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

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What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

What does Justin Bieber and jam have in common?

They're both in bread

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom?

He farts.

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.

What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

nothing, hes a fan.

What do you call Justin Bieber's singing?

Canada Dry.

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How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

What do you call a canadian girl that can not sing?

Justin Bieber

What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

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What are stories about oranges?

Pulp Fiction

What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

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What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

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What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

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What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

Why was the football stadium so cold?

Because of all the fans.

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What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet

Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

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What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

Why was Mr. Strawberry sad?

He was in a Jam.