Nickleback Jokes

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

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Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

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Justin Bieber Jokes More Justin Bieber Jokes

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

Where do shadowbanned Redditors go?

To the PAO Camp.

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why couldn't the motorcycle stand on it's own?

because it was too tired.

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

What did EA give Sean Murray for a parting gift upon leaving EA?

Game dev lessons.

Chad Kroeger Jokes More Chad Kroeger Jokes

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback