Nickleback Jokes

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

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Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

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What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

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What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

Chad Kroeger Jokes More Chad Kroeger Jokes

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

Why are redditors American?

Because they always *tip*.

How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair?

I can't stand being in this

What do you call an Iguana that can't stand up straight?

Ereptile Dysfunction.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

What do you get when you go to a concert in Paris?

Shot.