How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

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What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

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How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."

How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

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What do you call a Mexican child molester?

A Pedrophile

Why was the Mexican bad at archery?

He didn't habanero

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many black men does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact.

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

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What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

What's a Republican's favorite number?

NEIN!"

How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.