Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.
A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.
A shotgun shell.
Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.
Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"
All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.
Tires need changing too you know!
They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?
A brunch.
People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.
The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...
