How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel?

Because they pack light.

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.