How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

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How many clergymen does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Amen.

How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.

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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

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What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

Why did Helen Keller try lsd?

Because she was told it makes you see things!

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How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.

How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

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Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

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Why did the solar wind start having hot flashes?

It was experiencing magnetopause.

How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

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Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier?

He moved down-under!!

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

Oregonian Jokes More Oregonian Jokes

How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

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How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!