Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

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What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote?

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**

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Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

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Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

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What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.