Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

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What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

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Where do bad pigs go?

They get sent to the pen.

Why did the chicken get sent off?

For persistent fowl play!

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Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

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What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.