Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

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What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

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Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!

How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.

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Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

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What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.