Where do bad pigs go?

They get sent to the pen.

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Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

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What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.