What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems?

By sending them executables.

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Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

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How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

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What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm?

Thalidomide

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What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

What did the computer say to the virus?

scRAM