Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

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How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

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Why is ISIS so good at sports?

Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute

What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

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Why Are Mexican &amp?

Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

What kind of music do balloons hate the most?

Pop music.

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Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)