Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

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What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

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What will be on the Denny's Menu when ISIS takes over?

The Grand I-slam

Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis

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Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word?

TeX-MeX

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Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)