Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

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What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

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What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

How does ISIS cool down in the summer time?

In a blow up pool

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Why do SJWs hate Pong?

It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)

What is round and hates French people?

The World.

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Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.