Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

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Shotgun method

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What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

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One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

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What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!