What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

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How does ISIS cool down in the summer time?

In a blow up pool

How do you get a New Yorker upset about ISIS terror attacks?

Tell them ISIS are Red Sox fans.

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What kind of goat did Houdini have?

A scapegoat.

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They pasturebate

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What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.