Human Dna Jokes

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

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What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

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How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

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What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

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What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

What do you do meet an old friend?

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What do you get when you combine a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

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What did one ISIS member say to another?

IED mubarak.."

What's the difference between the UN and ISIS?

The pension package.

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How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P