North West Jokes

Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

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What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

Why does North Korea have the highest literacy rate?

Because Kim Jong-un is supreme reader!

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

Donkey Jokes More Donkey Jokes

What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants?

Donald Trunk.

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

Kanye West Jokes More Kanye West Jokes

What does Kanye West call Kim Kardashian when she has a yeast infection?

Yeasty I'll show myself out

What is Kanye West's favorite type of audio file?

wav

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Who's your friend who likes to play?

JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*

What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

Kim Jokes More Kim Jokes

Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper

How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.