What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

Why is Instagram not working?

but "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

Shrek Jokes More Shrek Jokes

How was the sound quality of Shrek's musical keyboard?

Nothing special, it was just MIDI-Ogre

Who is Shrek's favorite basketball player?

Shrekquille O'Neal I'm sorry

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

Danke Jokes More Danke Jokes

What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him?

Danke

What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!"

Donkey Jokes More Donkey Jokes

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!