Danke Jokes

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

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What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany?

Danke

What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him?

Danke

What does a greek say when gets his salary?

Danke!

What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Danke.

What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!"

What kind of memes do Germans like?

Danke memes

What do a German says when you show him a good meme?

Danke

What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

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Germany.

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What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

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What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

A: "Ve have vays of making you tock!"

What do you say when you meet a German virgin for the first time?

Guden Tight

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How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

What country always follows Zimbabwe?

Zimbab-Bee!

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What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

How much steel can a dank meme melt if a dank meme melts steel beams?

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What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

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Where did the memes make their last stand?

The Aylmao.

What's the difference between dreams and memes?

I haven't given up on my memes yet