How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

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What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

How do you prevent 9/11?

Make it a Malaysian airlines flight.

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

Jet Fuel Jokes More Jet Fuel Jokes

What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

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What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

How do reptilians melt steel beams?

thermite.