Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

What do you call a horse that is on fire?

Neighpalm

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Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty.

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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Why do chefs put so much effort into baking cakes?

Because you only get out what you pudding.

Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.