What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What famous painting do cows love to look at?

The Moona Lisa!

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.

Why was the rabbit hopping in circles?

Because I shot its leg off.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

Why can't Ray Charles read?

Because he's black.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

What, over in 6 seconds?

No, with 8 black men and a gun."

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

Manual Jokes More Manual Jokes

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic