What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

What do you call transgender superheroes?

X-Men.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

What happens when a feminist shoots a gun?

The gun gets triggered.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

Manual Jokes More Manual Jokes

Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"