What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!"

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do Abraham Lincoln and an '80s sitcom have in common?

Both were shot before a live audience.

What did the werewolf say when he got shot with a silver bullet?

Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo. He howled while saying ow pretty much

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What does DMX say when he has trouble putting on a hoodie?

WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

Manual Jokes More Manual Jokes

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.